Oh.My.Gawd. I Would Totally Wear This!

And I may have... in my recent past. Except I would nix the black stockings and pumps in favor of Teva androgenous sandles.

Those of you who know me really well... remember the black-and-white polka dot two peice bathing suit from hell? I still have the top, and I swear if you make me mad, I'll wear it... in public.