Ring Ring the phone blings and its my friend Eden all in a panic.
She: a man is standing here on my verandah and said he hated everything in the art gallery but wants to buy my sign, what should I do?
Me: sell it to him and I'll paint you another sign.
She: what should I charge him?
Me: what's the highest number you can say without laughing?
She: I dunno.
Me: start at 400 bzd, because when I made that sign I think I ate about 200 in free lobster right there on your verandah.
She: o.k. den
The deal finished, everyone was happy, I painted another sign and took it out in bbq chicken dinners.