UN Baby: Grandma the jumbies farted and woke me up.
Me: oh really?
UnBaby: Did you know grandpa is breaking the house down? He say we gonna sleep on de beach (giggle)
Me: maybe you will, I’ll just stay in my bed. Who told you about the jumbies?
UNBaby: Granpa say de jumbie gonna bite me if I don’t go sleep.
Me: oh really
UNBaby: yuuuueeeeesssss
Me: well that isn't gonna happen, but remember, don’t get out until all all the bubbles are gone.
UNBaby: (big sigh) one beeeeeg bed… grandma, de bubbles are almosss gaaan. Mash de button for de light.
I turn off the verandah light so she can climb out of the washing machine in semi privacy on the naked verandah and wrap up in a towel.
Me: finish bathe and get your jammies on.
UNBaby has started 4 year old preschool at Miss Sue's Preschool here on Caye Caulker with all her other 4 year old buddies. She's the tallest in her class - which she comes by naturally, Supergirl and I were always the tallest in our classes, albeit 20 something years apart. UNBaby also has the biggest feet. I have to admit, I don't know where those feet came from. If I didn't know better, I would swear she's an Alamina, but she's not.
6 comments:
well, there are more uses than one for a washing machine, obviously ... hehe, i'd love to throw all 3 of my kids into my washing machine and turn it onto the wool wash.
somehow, i don't think they'd like that.
she is a cutie!
So how does she do with the spin cycle? Personally I think the cooler was safer, but boy how they grow eh?
Who knew that CC had a pre-school? I think UNBaby will thrive in school,and then she can come home and wreck havoc on the family with all her new-found knowledge. Watch-out!! MB
One time I was joking with her and asked if I should turn the agitate on, and with the voice of a college professor she informed me, "No grandma, that would break my leg."
Haha, I like that one, the jumbies gon bite she if she don't go to sleep. G'pa is wicked :-D
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