Monday, April 03, 2006

Big News on Caye Caulker

The police have started a manhunt for a local tour guide, because he broke into his neighbor's house and stole all her panties.
Too weird to be a lie.
News at 11.


I totally nabbed the cartoon off of Vitrolica's Webb's ite

8 comments:

Mary Beth said...

I have to agree, too weird to be a lie!! Gosh I'm dyin' to know which local guide it might be. And considering how small a place Caye Caulker is, I can't imagine that the "man hunt" would take all that long, especially considering the new police truck that they have. Make sure that you place a lock on your "drawers" until the thief is safely apprehended!MB

Ale said...

whats up with dudes wanting strange womens' panties... someone just told me a story of how her neighbor (who's a guy) offers to do her laundry for her.... and they're not even friends

Caribbean Colors said...

The weirdx thing is that this guy used to be my neighbor across the street and down the way. I would pass his house riding my bike (in a skirt) going to and from work. Things that make you go hmmm....

Caribbean Colors said...

Ale, nothing wrong with a love slave. A man wanting to wash a woman's clothes for the pleasure of it, hey that's not natural. I betternot ever catch Bigness wearing my panties on his head.

Caribbean Colors said...

News Flash! Warning, this is 3rd hand information.
MCS spotted Mother Earth, a local businesswoman (married) having a BigMac attack with the Bob Marley Brownie Bakerman at the Don't Ask Don't Tell Disco.
Ewww!
And don't tell HIS wife while we're at it.

Guyana-Gyal said...

HAHAHAAAAA loud vulgar laughter, now my mother is asking me what's up.

I don't even want to know what he did with them :-o

Caribbean Colors said...

Word on the street is that the Panty Rippa is hiding out in Cayo (the hills of San Ignacio) now.
Word mon.

Anonymous said...

Okay, I'm dying to know who the tour guide is-please tell! My guess would be the one who actual is called Panty Man? I heard that's where he got the name years ago! Also, I got the baker man but who is mother earth???? I'm dying. Give more clues is you can't give names. PLEASE! I never witness the good stuff!