Full Moon... the next day
Juanita: Did you hear de joke bout de hit and run?
Me: No, what?
Juanita: Miss Puneesha stone Cousin Rageo with her slipper, on de street, lasss night pon midnight.
Juanita: That's the joke.
Me: What joke.
Juanita: She call he chancey beca he live with he wife AND sweetheart.
Me: She took up for her daughter.
Juanita: That's the other joke
Me: Tell me...
Juanita: Dey say wife no noh bout de sweetheart. Hmp! Must be he like young ting!
Me: I was asleep at 8, I didn't hear a THING! I always miss out on the action.