I also bought the butt ugliest pair of Earth sandals and as my punishment God has made me walk funny and given me a backache. This is what happens when you only get to shop once every 12 months, little mistakes seem to last A YEAR.
I wear my new powder blue crocs with white tube socks, in case you’re wondering. Its either the crocs or my old Teva's that smell like fungus.
I saw a boat captain wearing a neon green pair with jungle fatigue print shorts. Glamoflage!
Oh, also while I'm confessing things, I’m addicted to