Thursday, September 27, 2007

Whodaknown?

With the exception of very agitated and agressive TSA agents in Miami who nearly shoved a wand up my whoseywhattsit, the trip back to aMerica was almost unremarkable, however long and uneventful.

I can blame it on the fact that I live in a cave and only watch MTV (The Hills), Channel 5 News in Belize, the Caribbean News Roundup from Barbados and Bravo TV, but somebody forgot to tell me about the No-liquids-allowed-on-flights because-you-might-light-someone-on-fire policy. And the people in Duty Free were liars also, btw. Chug-a-lug.

Anyheeww, I'm here in Michigan, unjetlagged by now, and having a great time chilling my brains. UNBaby is cold and walks around with a blankey around her shoulders. She can't wait to see snow, we've described it to as just like sand but very very cold. I'm like a bag lady going from daughter-to-daughter's house cooking Mexican Chicken soup. In the past week I've had KFC, Subway, Steak and Shake, McDonalds (2x), Wendy's and I can't button the top botton on my pants.

One last travel tip:
All conch shells must be with your baggage. No carry on blunt trauma weapons allowed.

4 comments:

R2K said...

Good luck on the ebay sales. I find ebay can be very hard at times - sometimes you get a good deal, or make good money, often you wind up stuck! I have sold expensive things for very low prices, and there was nothing I could do! No one bid on them and I got them taken away from me :(

Caribbean Colors said...

Yikes, I hope that doesn't happen.

Megan Hildebrand Edney said...

Just make sure you either start the item out at the price you want it at least sold for or pay the little bit extra and put a reserve price on it. Then you are not liable to sell it if the reserve price isn't met.

Lapa said...

GUAPA!