Monday, January 22, 2007

It All Started When...

... Bigness began to refer to his whoseywhatzit as his teapot...

and now every time I see a man on the street, or in the gallery, or in Chan's Minimart or any other place that is NOT the beach, wearing a godforsakenspeedo and showing his junk, its all I can do to contain myself from singing out the words...

I'm a little teapot short and stout
Here is my handle
Here is my spout
When I get all steamed up
I do shout
Tip me over and pour me out.

To placate myself I quietly hum the tune...

UNBaby asks me in her biggest-grandma-can-you-hear-me voice asking the question... "Grandma, why is that man wearing his undey wares inna de store?"

3 comments:

Deb said...

LOL! Thank you for not providing pix with the tune. Something tells me that song will now stick in my brain also. It's the perfect accompaniment to the visual.

island girl said...

Speedos should be banned all over the world!!

Caribbean Colors said...

I can understand it, if you want that nearly allover tan, but cmon guys, give us a break in the walking of the hot dog. I know I'm preaching to the choir.