Irony

Night Shift: Slightly Too Big Booty Cop making out with his girlfriend Fish Face the Cow and the police station radio is blasting Gloria Gaynor "I Will Survive."

Conclusion I drew from this: smart police officers make out with their girlfriends under the stairs behind the police station while on night duty, dumb ones do it right at the front desk with their girlfriend on their lap, and the sarge upstairs.