Tuesday, December 20, 2005

Letter From Santa

Dear Baby Girl,
Your Grandma is so smart! When you wouldn't take a shower the other night, after you covered yourself in dirt and sand, and she put you in the cooler with bubble water (and then took your picture) I decided to reward her this year for Christmas. Don't tell her, but I'm bringing a new 1 speed beach cruiser bike with big booty seat, basket and rust resistant chain. If she gets real lucky it will be pink with a barbie horn.
As for you, we'll stick with platic toys made in China this year.
Grandpa Bigness doesn't get a new bike this year. He was a very very bad boy and already lost 2 of them BWI (Bicycling While Intoxicated). Grandpa's getting a new paintbrush and hammer.

Love,
Santa

10 comments:

  1. Ohmigoodness...good looks must run in the family. That child is simply beautiful...how is she related to Lee?

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  2. What a pretty, preetty little girl.

    You mean to tell me, there really IS a Santa?!?

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  3. That was so sweet I have to go brush my teeth now. I can't say as I've seen a cooler-jacuzzi in action before!

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  4. Cool bathtub!
    She is gorj...G-O-R-G-E-O-U-S! Gorgeous!

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  5. If only her mommy could tan like that......

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  6. Add an aquarium pump to that cooler and you'll have a jacuzzi!!!
    Have a great Xmas and a Happy New Year

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