Russell stopped by last night to have waaaa lee chat. He was telling me about how he eats grass and leaf and stick and tings. He told me that most fat girls with big belly comes from backway batty. I wonder what he meant.
I asked Bigness if Russell eats grass and leaf and stick an tings, he said yeeeessss mon, he see Russell graze like cow and enjoy it.
I'm still puzzling over what he meant by back way.
Sounds like Russell has been munching on the mushrooms as well.
ReplyDeleteAnd to me it sounds like he's pregnant!
ReplyDeleteI don't want to know what he means. You don't want to know.
ReplyDeleteWhy does the Caribbean have so many like Russell? Are we nuts? Or is it the weed? :-D
I've been mulling over backway batty. Last night in the car I asked Bigness what it meant. He just chuckled and said I didn't need to know that. So it could be one of 3 things. It could be Russell calling me a lesbian which is a big sin in rastafari, or Russell insinuating that I have an*l s*x which is an even bigger sin, or Russell telling me I'm having an intestinal problem. He shared a nice recipe though. He said I should grind up cedar bark and mix it into baked beans, mmmm delicious he said, and good for backway batty.
ReplyDeleteRussel sounds like an Orthodox Rastafari during Lent. Just kidding...:)))
ReplyDeleteSee? Bigness said it. You don't want to know.
ReplyDeleteI dunno about Russell's recipe, but if he didn't like you or respek you, he won't be talking with you.
Well, I think that you should get one of them short machetes and the next time Russell pass, box him two time with it and tell him to run or die! No, I doh know hwat it mean, but it sound like he is being fresh.... like him pass him place! >:-[
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